by Kevin M Nixon, MSA, CISSP®, CISM®, CGEIT®
It Friday. We’re all worried about the economic situation, the war, the budget, health care etc. So to simply provide some much needed stress relief we are holding a Contest on what to do with Bernie Madoff.
It is a way of taking our anger about everything we all are experiencing and “placing it on Bernie”. Think of it as “Virtual Voodoo” or a punching bag or the arcade game “Whack-a-Mole”.
Contest participation is open to anyone. Suggestions are to be submitted in the form of a Comment to my article http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/2/27/1334/03940/277/702472 Click on VIEW COMMENTS to open the current submissions.
All suggestions must take into consideration that Madoff’s Crime is not death sentence qualified. Bernie has to pay for his crimes in a survivable manner. NOTE: I said survive not “pain free” or “without slow and lingering suffering”. Creativity in the imposition of your recommended sentence is important. Pictures or illustrations can also be submitted.
Our discussion group will assist you with anger "re-management" & “re-direction. We want true, long lasting satisfaction, seasoned with anticipation and creatively embellished with perhaps some S&M techniques. We are enhancing our skills at "Displacing Anger"! This is not a Miss America practice group on "How To Answer Questions Session" that is another Diary Page.
In this session we strive for perfect satisfaction by trading useful information such as: "How Much Vaseline To Apply Before Entering A Flag Pole Sitting Contest"
Reading materials which may assist you prior to submitting your entry include:
"Whips, Chains, and Alligator Clips for the Novice"
"Better Health Through Water-boarding"
"Margaret Cho's - Discovering Your Inner Ass-Master"
"Creative Humiliation Techniques - Yes Sir!"
"Spiritual Growth Via Electric Shock Treatments"
"Colonic Irrigation Via Fire-hose: Safe & Effective!"
I’ll keep this running on Bernie until some other form of “pond scum” emerges.
This is only a way to take your mind off the situation of things around you and relieve some stress. Go for it!
If you have suggestions for future contests send me an email.
Thanks,
Kevin
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